PM confirms Trident replacement to be paid for through lottery funding
Prime Minister David Cameron revealed today that the estimated £20 Billion cost of upgrading Britain’s Trident nuclear submarine missile system will be funded entirely through the National Lottery....
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MoD announces Trident to be replaced by two men in a boat, rowing
After months of speculation on the impact of austerity cuts on the future of the United Kingdom’s ageing ballistic missile system, Trident, it was announced yesterday that the Government is to fulfill...
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Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts
Iran is facing growing international condemnation after the international wind energy watchdog (IWEA) revealed the country is on course to have a fully operational wind farm by the end of 2012. The...
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Olympic joy for winning missile sites
There were scenes of jubilation at five venues around London today as schoolchildren and residents celebrated the news that their boroughs had been successful in their bids to be a host site for an...
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Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick
The official news agency of Iran confirmed yesterday that the nation’s powerful Revolutionary Guards had conducted their first successful test of a giant, inter-continental tickling stick. The...
View ArticleNorth Korea erects missile defence net
Amid rising tensions, North Korea has surprised the world by unveiling a state-of-the-art missile defence net. A bulletin – broadcast over state-run television news – boasted that the net will ‘allow...
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Diplomatic chaos as Iran attempts to harness power of ‘butterfly effect’
UN inspectors have been asked to investigate allegations that Iran has been secretly developing weapons grade butterflies in an attempt to use chaos theory to launch hurricanes around the world. ‘This...
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Jihadists ‘not as focused on the World Cup as they should be’
Set against the backdrop of Kenyan massacres and Iraqi insurgency, FIFA is concerned that Islamist militants may not be giving Brazil 2014 their full attention. Despite wall-to-wall TV coverage, there...
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Cameron urged not to push red button ‘before bake off final’
Presidents Obama and Putin have both phoned David Cameron pleading with him to show restraint during a period of worsening international relations and ‘bugger-all’ to watch on TV. However a spokesman...
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Corbyn pointlessly supports pointless arrows
Despite recently declaring his ideological opposition to the concept of arrows, Jeremy Corbyn has accepted an invitation from the head of the National Union of Bowyers, to speak at their hastily...
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MoD announces Trident to be replaced by two men in a boat, rowing
After months of speculation on the impact of austerity cuts on the future of the United Kingdom’s ageing ballistic missile system, Trident, it was announced yesterday that the Government is to fulfill...
View ArticleMumsnet fury over nuclear testing
Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and with disregard for the...
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Iran on the brink of acquiring wind farm technology, warn experts
Iran is facing growing international condemnation after the international wind energy watchdog (IWEA) revealed the country is on course to have a fully operational wind farm by the end of 2012. The...
View ArticleCalls for background checks before states can buy nuclear weapons
Growing awareness of the dangers posed by nuclear weapons has led to calls for ‘thorough background checks’ before states are allowed to buy them. ‘We need to be sure a state doesn’t have a history of...
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